Dead Dogs, Wally World and Indian Casinos...

I know this is a sad thing to write about and someone will be upset somewhere, but I was driving home, about a mile off the interstate (no, we don't have freeways in Kansas) there was a U-haul truck with a car behind it parked on the side of the road. This area is right beside where the Indians are raping the land, but we'll get to that in a bit. Beside the car was a dog, obviously dead. It was a rotwiler or a doberman or some type of devil dog. I don't like either of these breeds, but I suppose the owner loved the pet. Anyway, I got to wondering about what happened. I figure it is one of 3 scenarios.

1. They were traveling with the dog and it expired.

2. They hit the dog as they drove.

3. They tied the dog to the back bumper like they did in National Lampoon's Vacation and forgot about it.

I am thinking it was likely number 2, however it could very well be one or the other. Now, if it weren't number 2, then as Roy D. Mercer would say, "It looks like they got a situation here." So, now that they have figured out they have real problems, again they have choices. I can imagine the conversation.

Him: "What are we going to do now?"
Her: "Well we can't just leave him here?"
Him: Well what would you suggest, I don't have a shovel."
Her: "I don't care. If we leave him here I'll never forgive you."
Him: "I guess we could tie him to the luggage rack!"
Her: "We can't do that to him!"
Him: "Well, it's not like it's going to rain!"

This of course brings us back to "Vacation" and tying the dead aunt to the car and the rain comes thundering down. I smile thinking about Aunt Edna being there. Bad, bad, bad pirate! I hope they make it peacefully to Wally World, or wherever the heck the travelers are heading.



Now to the Indians. They are building a HUGE casino just mile or so off the interstate. I hate gambling so I am naturally against it. Mostly I'm against them having their own "nation" within a nation, but we won't go there. Anyway, they are taking prime land that could be used for farming or whatever and building this monstrous building on it. It is like 20 stories or something.



Now aren't the Native Americans the ones that always have screamed about the white man raping our environment? If it is, then why is it ok for them to do it? Do they have some God given right because they were here first? I think not. Besides, they say it will be good for the economy. Now, that brings me to my 3rd point tonight. Who the hell are "they"?

I'll tell you who "they" might be. I am still kind of up in the air about this one. However, you can be sure that "they" are the ones who are responsible for you getting it up the rump and I'm sure "they" are sitting on a pile of money somewhere. After work, they probably congregate at the local "They Bar" and laugh at all of us common people. It always seems to go back to the money doesn't it? I'll give you a good example of the times it was good that "they" lost out.



They: Oh my Zug, dodo bird dying out!
Zug: What we do?
They: Must save dodo bird!
Zug: Me think dodo bird tasty!
They: You primate! That why dodo dying out. Must stop eating dodo!
Zug: I die without dodo!
They: Better Zug than dodo!
Zug: ~WHACK!

End of story. But not quite. Suppose "they" had been right and the dodo had survived. Would we be better off? I mean, who wants to eat a dodo anyway? And who would be responsible for cleaning the dodo droppings up. Not me man! I'm sure "they" would have some dodo manure cleaning machinery that would make it easier, plus the fact that it would make your pockets lighter in the process. Hey! I know! We could give the job to the illegal immigrants! That of course, is another blog.

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