...I love a good roast. Remember the Dean Martin roast? Him and Don Rickles and all the rest were the originators of insults in comedy. Here are some of my favorites. I wrote some of these and some of them I didn't.
once sold himself to a 550 lb woman, for a bag of weed
Likes to stuff her bra, and put a sock in her pants to confuse guys
is hung like a field mouse in a snowstorm
was stunt double for jabba the hut
cringes when her boyfriend puts a porno on, because he'll find out her "day job"
Dresses up every day like Mary Poppins....claims he thought it was Halloween
What can you say about him that hasn't already been said about Richard Simmons
Got arrested in BoJangle's masturbating into a biscuit
has hello kitty tat on his nut sack
I'll add more later. Have to go do the dishes.....
...that is all...for now...
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